dancingwithalsandlife.blogspot.com OK, ladies, all of you will be able to relate to this. Have you ever been on a journey or quest to find a perfect bra, one that doesn't dig, poke or ride up? I have a few friends who are on this journey as well. The first thing they do when they get home is take off that spandex medieval contraption because it has been killing them all day. Also, did you know that there are webpages devoted to 101 slang names for breast? Some of the names are a pink nose puppies, milk monsters, over the shoulder boulders, hooters, jugs, airbags, bazooka, fun bags, boobs and knockers. I had no idea our breasts got that much attention! I know when we were tweens, and we wore our first "training bra," it was a big freaking deal, pretty much a right of passage, until we quickly understood how “f” uncomfortable the dang thing was. Why do they call them training bras anyway? What is the training? Per, Wikipedia definition...